Line of the Day

So Gerry wuz over at my place again the other night, drinking Long Island iced teas and smoking cigars like the hardass that he is. We were watching the new George Lopez comedy special on HBO, and G. stepped out of the living room to get more booze. In so doing he missed the best line of the special, and I forgot to mention it to him later, so here it is...Lopez commenting on the shots of Britney Spears sans underwear on the internet:

"Man, I thought it was impossible to make [insert Spanish word for "vagina" here] look bad, but hers looked like sombody took a roast beef and threw it against the wall."