Friday, January 11, 2019

Tim's Top Ten Best Films of 2018

10. Mandy 
9. Overlord
8. Roma
7. Eighth Grade
6. The Seagull
5. Game Night
4. Green Book
3. Avengers: Infinity War
2. Bohemian Rhapsody
1. Herditary

Tim's Top Ten Worst Films of 2018

10. Red Sparrow
9. First Man
8. Ready Player One
7. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
6. Terminal
5. Where is Kyra?
4. Primal Rage
3. Batman: Ninja
2. Insidious: The Last Key
1. The 15:17 to Paris

G-Money's Top Ten Best Films of 2018

10. Black Panther
9. Book Club
8. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
7. The Meg
6. Hotel Artemis
5. Peppermint
4. Game Night
3. Bad Times at the El Royale
2. A Quiet Place
1. Avengers: Infinity War

G-Money's Top Ten Worst Films of 2018

10. Ready Player One
9. Tag
8. Life of the Party
7. Proud Mary
6. 12 Strong
5. Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
4. Sampson
3. Red Sparrow
2. Truth or Dare
1. The Favourite

Thursday, January 04, 2018

My Best and Worst Movies of 2017


10. Dig Two Graves
9. mother!
8. The Fate of the Furious
7. Here Alone
6. XX
5. The Void
4. Amelia 2.0
3. Transformers: The Last Knight
2. Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween
1. Displacement


10. Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House
9. Lucky
8. Life
7. Stronger
6. Baby Driver
5. Landline
4. Colossal
3. Logan
2. Their Finest
1. Band Aid

G’s Worst and Best Movies of 2017


10. The Mountain Between Us
9. Spider-Man: Homecoming
8. Ghost in the Shell
7. Rough Night
6. The Circle
5. The Snowman
4. It Comes at Night
3. Table 19
2. Dunkirk
1. A Ghost Story


10. Split
9. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
8. Going in Style
7. Fistfight
6. Battle of the Sexes
5. Snatched
4. I, Tonya
3. Wonder Woman
2. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
1. Wind River

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

The War at Home

Remember when we went to war
over weapons of mass destruction
that didn't exist and kept selling
real weapons of mass destruction

in the homeland? And remember
how we never stopped of slowed
down but only sped up no matter
how massive the destruction. 

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Wreck-It Man

Dickless Don
wants to get his nuke on
and smoke Kim Jong Un

cuz when all is said and done
being prez ain't so much fun
once everyone figures out the con.

But nothing distracts like a bomb.

Monday, January 02, 2017

My Top Ten Best Movies of 2016:
1. The Witch
2. The Magnificent 7
3. Captain Fantastic
4. Captain America: Civil War
5. Free State of Jones
6. La La Land
7. The Invitation
8. Deadpool
9. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
10. The Shallows

My Top Ten Worst Movies of 2016:
1. The Lobster
2. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
3. The Neon Demon
4. Satanic
5. Holidays
6. Ghostbusters
7. Sausage Party
8. All the Way
9. Dirty Grandpa
10. Nocturnal Animals

Gary's Top Ten Best Movies of 2016:
1. Captain America: Civil War
2. Deadpool
3. 13 Hours
4. The Shallows
5. The Magnificent Seven
6. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
7. Suicide Squad
8. Hacksaw Ridge
9. In the Deep
10. Don't Breathe

Gary's Top Ten Worst Movies of 2016:
1. Hardcore Henry
2. Nine Lives
3. Mechanic: Resurrection 
4. Free State of Jones
5. The Legend of Tarzan
6. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
7. The Boss
8. The 5th Wave
9. London Has Fallen
10. Now You See Me 2

Friday, January 29, 2016

Tweets O' The Week

Blurb from the LA Times on the back of my "Dressed to Kill" DVD case: "...elegant, sensual, erotic, bloody." 

This also describes me.


Few things in this life are superior to a good nap.


The worker at the Hardee's drive thru said, "Could you please mention when you're ordering that you have a coupon next time?" I said, "I did." She said, "Oh." That settled that fucking matter. And, btw, the evidence that I said it wuz that the goddamn discount had already been applied to my order! Get your shit together, Hillsboro Hardees. You don't wanna become the Hillsboro McDonalds, do ya?


The Meme Mangler: a facebook dialogue

Danny: One day you will wake up and realize there isn’t any more time left to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now.

Tim: I told myself I would strangle a hooker some day, but I never seem to find the time.

Danny: Do it when you get elderly so you won't have to spend much time in the clinker.

Tim: Yeah, but then arthritis might make it harder to do the strangling. I'd hate to get halfway thru the process and then just let the ho go cuz I couldn't finish murdering her.

Jerry: I want to get married again someday.


Feel the Bern. Caress the Bern. Heavy pet the Bern. Blow the Bern for a single payer health care system and free college.


The dentist axed me three times this morning if anything new wuz going on. No, doc, just new tweets and status updates. I had nine strikes in a row Tuesday nite, but you prolly don't give a shit about that. The "X-Files" premiere...bought Crest instead of Sensodyne yesterday...putting a little extra pepper into my food lately...the usual boring shit.


I have a student in Composition II named Tristan Vessel. I'm assuming he took a break from being the hero in a series of epic fantasy novels to get his Associates degree.


My brother thought it wuz cool how the "X-Files" premiere suggested that most or all of the alien encounters in past episodes were merely staged events by the government to cover up their evil experiments. I said, "I dunno...that's a lot of episodes of guys dressing up in alien costumes just to fool Mulder and Scully."


Larry from the bowling team told a joke: what's the difference between a prostitute and a chip? A chip is Frito Lay. Get to lay. You know, I almost think you deserve to have that prostate surgery next week, Larry.


I added a little something to the last line of the X-Files premiere:

"We have a problem: they've reopened the X-Files. It's not a problem, though, that I'm smoking thru a hole in my neck."

--The Cigarette Smoking Man

Monday, January 11, 2016

Worst and Best in 2015 Cinema, TXB and G$ Style

Gary’s Top Ten Worst Films of 2015

10. The Cobbler
9. American Ultra
8. Taken 3
7. Hot Pursuit
6. The Boy Next Door
5. Black Sea
4. Tomorrowland
3. Blackhat
2. Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
1. Everly

Gary’s Top Ten Best Films of 2015

10. Jupiter Ascending
9. Jurassic World
8. San Andreas
7. The Visit
6. No Escape
5. Pitch Perfect 2
4. Avengers: Age of Ultron
3. Furious 7
2. Mad Max: Fury Road
1. Ex Machina

Tim's Top Ten Worst Films of 2015

10. Blackhat
9. Wild Card
8. Everly
7. Crimson Peak
6. Justice League: Throne of Atlantis
5. Veronika Decides to Die
4. Lost River
3. Unfriended
2. Let Us Prey
1. Fifty Shades of Grey

Tim's Top Ten Best Films of 2015

10. The Visit
9. The Overnight
8. The Revenant
7. Tomorrowland
6. Avengers: Age of Ultron
5. Spotlight
4. Room
3. The Hateful Eight
2. Mad Max: Fury Road
1. It Follows