Don't Tell My Heart...Or Billy Ray

Another day, another non-issue to distract us, and let us now get all fucking righteously indignant about utterly unsexy photos of 15 yr. old Miley Ray Whogivesashit. Come on, people! We've got Mormons with unibrows to worry about! Anyway, my only question for photographer Annie Leibowitz would be, "So...you were going for the whole Interview With A Vampire look with this one?"