The Much Shorter TXB Review: Jimmy Fallon Sucks the Biggest Dick That Has Ever Existed in the History of Jimmies...and Dicks

Sometimes you find shit in online forums that is ten times funnier than anything in sitcoms or stand-up routines. Here's a review of the dreadful Late Night with Jimmy Fallon show, written by an individual known only as domergurl:

I tried to watch when Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna were on to promote Rudo y Cursi and it was beyond stupid! It was obvious that he didn't prepare at all for the interview. It never got past "Hey dudes, you have really cool accents" ... now, Bernal is an internationally acclaimed actor that has been in a lot of American releases (Babel, The Science of Sleep) and Diego Garcia was great in Milk ... did any of that occur to Jimmy Fallon? Nope .. he just sat there like a douchebag, har dee haring it up because they are Mexican and gasp .. movies are made in Mexico? Doi doi doi. Jimmy Fallon has got to be the worst host in the history of late night TV ... and that's saying something because Pat Sajack and Chevy Chase were deplorable. I never got the Jimmy Fallon appeal; he's like a child who tries to act cute, but he's just a dipwad who's lucky that he has some connections in high places. Granted, Conan O'Brien got off to a really rocky start, but that was because he didn't have any mainstream following ... Jimmy Fallon does, oh, and Conan O'Brien has an educated brain in his head ... Fallon, not so much.

Okay ... I think I've made my point.