Our Man in Jerusalem

Wesley Whitfield sez that I should write about a character that he made up: Jesus Bond. Apparently he can do all the things J.C. reportedly did, but he also has a license to kill. I said to W.W., "But then he can resurrect you, right? So it's sorta like waterboarding, except you don't just feel like you're dying. He actually kills you, then brings you back and sez, 'I can do this all day, you son of a bitch! Where's the fucking bomb'?!"