Thursday, March 01, 2007

Dave Murray Blows

So to keep up the tradition of listing people who blow. A typical report from this guy is...
"We will have three waves of rain followed by lots of flooding, power outages, and then the ground will freeze, and when the third wave hits, we will really need to poop our pants, because we will have high winds!"
The rain amounted to nothing, no power out, and we don't care about the wind either.


Blogger TXB said...

My Dope-ler radar sez that Dave Murray will continue to be a giant tool for the rest of his life.

7:37 AM  
Blogger dan said...

That guy still around ? I remember seeing him on my TV doing the weather in my pre-semo years.

5:31 PM  
Blogger dan said...

Speaking of weatherman, there is an intersting one up here in Chicago,Tom Skilling. He is the brother of Jeff Skilling, the former Enron CEO who bilked employees out of millions in pensions and who is now serving his 24 years in the federal lockup. If you have cable tv or satillite, Tom Skilling is on WGN.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

I forgot to say that he will end a forecast with laughing- as in "Everyone will freeze and die- HA! HA! HA!"

7:14 AM  
Blogger TXB said...

Or, if it's an "ongoing weather event," Dave "Giant Tool" Murray will end the forecast with, "You know all those T.V. shows that you've seen a thousand commercials for...and for which the network has blown millions of dollars promoting? Well, don't you worry...we'll make sure to interrupt those shows and ruin them for you completely if a puddle or two happens to gather on a road in a county that might possibly be adjacent to yours."

8:58 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

But Dave Murray would say, "You will fall in that puddle and die! HA! HA! HA!"

9:26 AM  
Blogger TXB said...

Fuck Dave Murray. Fuck him up his stupid ass. It says everything that needs to be said about this blog that fucking Dave Murray gets more comments than anything else.

10:14 AM  

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