English Vs. Basic Writing Students

English gets its ass kicked once again, as what little shred of dignity or regard Woody Allen once possessed is grease on the road after he becomes "Woody Alien" in a student paper. We also learn from this same student that Sean Penn's character in Sweet and Lowdown loves a woman, but he can't "emit" it.

Oh, he emitted it all right...(bah dum dum!)