The Entire Ho Family History

The Entire Ho Family will one day run this entire nation, and we will learn at such point from a tell all book by Danielle Ho that the great exiled patriarch of the Ho clan--Dan's grandpappy, whose name really is 'Entire'--had been living in a van down by the river lo these many years, occasionally having anonymous gay hobo sex and paying for hobo women he doesn't even know to get abortions...and waiting for the chance to launch his revolution from the basement of the Entire Becker Family in the year 2010. It seems that Entire--the illegitimate son of Hồ Chí Minh and Sophia Loren--wuz kicked out of Chi-Town back in the day by Obama because Ho called the then little known community organizer an Oreo. However, in keeping with the "team of rivals" notion (from Doris Kearns Goodwin's book on Lincoln), which hath prompted the Obaminator to consider crazy Hillary for Secretary of State and to allow Joe "I Shit on Democrats Even Tho' I Am One" Lieberman to stay in the Democratic party and retain all his seniority and most of his committees, Obama will eventually make a friend out of an enemy and select Entire as his Race Relations Advisor. As everyone knows, the newly created RRA position is a stepping stone to great political power in these United States...so look out, America. The Ho Dynasty is coming.

Above: An anonymous gay hobo who had sex with Dan Ho's grandfather in a van down by the river participates in a political protest over the Democrats' decision to allow Senator Joe Lieberman to remain as head of the Homeland Security Committee.