Wednesday, December 02, 2009

White House, Black Power

Since all the pundits had so much joy envisioning shit-your-pants scenarios about how Prez O coulda been kill-hauled by those party crashers, I thought it would be fun to come up wit my own:

The fame whore in the read dress lunged at the president with a steak knife, but he slapped it out of her hands, kneed her in the gut, bitch-slapped her, and said, "Does Barry Obama have to choke a bitch?"


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