TXB: Foreign Policy Advisor!

With all the ridiculous amounts of aid and weapons we give to Israel and all the fucking grief we get for it, just once I'd like for Obama--or any American president--to go all Snoop Dogg on our "great ally" in the Middle East. You know, invite Netanyahu and his flunkies to the White House and say, "This is the way it's gonna go. To start with, you're going to stop building new settlements in the West Bank. And for those that don't like it...eat a dick."