Monday, October 31, 2011

Jesus Loves Kills You

The disciples had no idea that a treacherous foreign dignitary was among the crowd, for none of them had been recruited by Her Majesty's Secret Service. Jesus Bond knew, though; and if a cop stopped him in the next half hour or so, he would most likely have to produce his license to kill. Wetwork was part of the job, even for the Messiah. Furthermore, the foreign dignitary--given the code name "Goliath" by MI6-- was no Lazarus. Even if the Queen herself had requested it, Jesus Bond would not have resurrected this scumfuck for all the wine in Canaan once a son-of-God-whammy left Goliath counting sheep in hell. But this was a finesse job, a kill that needed to be untraceable, so no lightning bolts from the blue or Jonah's whale would work. However, Jesus Bond had hit upon a brilliant assassination plan that involved five loaves of bread, two fish, and a shitload of arsenic.



Blogger Ardent Chemist said...

Kill Jesus You Loves!

1:19 PM  
Blogger Ardent Chemist said...

You better follow my blog before Jesus Bond crucifies the sin out of you!

11:09 AM  

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