Thursday, January 25, 2007

Dan Ho Has His Own T.V. Show!

And yes, quite predictably, it's called "The Dan Ho Show." There's also a Chicago Tribune article about Mr. Ho and his minimalist materialist philosophy. It doesn't beat Osteen's positivity, but I'm down with it. In fact, I might have thrown away as much as 50% of my junk around the house this past summer. Although the article doesn't go into it, future episodes of "The Dan Ho Show" will feature Dan killing a man just for snoring too loud and banging Thai hookers while on crystal meth. How this fits into the minimalist philosophy is anybody's guess, but it certainly meshes with the man I knew at SEMO...who could study for hours upon end and then go bang Thai hookers while on crystal meth.


Blogger Rick said...

Now, how did Boehme find this out about our Ho? True or not, the story was discovered by Boehme--I say, via his internets-snooping, nay, stalking, of his former study partner. Yes, stalking! I said it!

3:07 PM  
Blogger dan said...

Being stalked is not all that bad.
It's a sure sign you made it.

"Welcome to Hollywood, baby !!!", as Simon, Paula Abdul and Randy would say.

8:12 PM  

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