Osteen Has Trimmed the Mullet!

Hard to tell from this picture, but I saw him on T.V. this weekend and my boy had certainly been to the barber. Hopefully, the strength of Osteen's eternal happiness and awesome preaching wuz not in his hair. Also, here's the J.O. teaching of the week: we should be loyal to our family, even if they're total shitheads. Not that anyone in my family is a shithead, so it's easy for me to be loyal. But if you have real deusch bags in your bloodline, it's hard to imagine following the teachings of Osteen unless you too have a magical mullet that always makes you happy. But you should follow his teachings! And we gibblers should go see him when he comes to St. Louis in March.