Tuesday, July 17, 2007

John McCain: R.I.P.

Here's a little trick for the campaign trail if yer older than dirt: try not to look about thirty or forty years older than dirt. Also: try not to be a sellout motherfucker who has kissed Brush's ass every day since he's been in office. Along with that: don't try to outcrazy Brush with your tired, deluded rhetoric...or, haven't you been paying attention to his poll numbers? If you wanna imitate someone more popular than Brush, Mr. Syphilis would be a start. Later, you can work your way up to imitating sputum (we won't tell Katie Couric on ya). Finally, if you really wanna win back that Republican base, you might casually mention every now and then how much you hate, hate, HATE gays and Mexicans...and how much you really hate Alberto Gonzalez, the first gay Mexican Attorney General. But as for txb, he hopeth that J.M. takes none of the above advice and gets thrown under his own (now ironically titled) "Straight Talk Express" bus. As Prince Hal once said, "We would have all such offenders so cut off." It ain't gonna happen to Brush or Cheney, cuz the Dems plan on riding their sinking-poll-number-asses to a D victory in the next prez election (and if the U.S. nukes Iran and/or kicks off WW III cuz you dumbfucks refused to impeach those assholes, all that blood is on your hands). But there's no reason why vocal supporters of Brush shouldn't get they asses kicked right now. And speaking of senile old fucks...we should say a few more words about McCain before he drops out of the prez race and his kids have him committed to an old folks' home. After seeing him (apparently without the usual layer cake of makeup) on C-SPAN this past weekend, I'm thinking that the Man From Hanoi Hilton should forget about Iraq and declare a war against liver spots. Seriously, Hoss...David Vitter's wife called and axed that you stop wearing her leopard print travesty on yer face.


Blogger Carroll Garten said...

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10:02 PM  
Blogger Carroll Garten said...

Too bad Lupe isn't here to explain to me the difference between a gay Mexican and a gay Chicano.

10:07 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

is he still alive?

7:15 AM  

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