Gook Geek
Since Tim made a reference to doing weird things with the penis... My 3-year-old said the following, "My pull your pee pee off- and pee pee go away- and you grow big boobies." But nothing beats what a co-worker's 3-year-old said to an unknown woman in a shopping mall. The kid grabbed her butt and said, "Are you a ho?" Any good ideas on how to get this kid off the bottle. He calls it gook geek.
posted by Gerry @ 9:24 AM
3 Comments:
3 and still on a bottle? Take that thing away from him and throw it away!
But then he cries and... Someone at my work said tie a lot of balloons to it and tell him that it went to heaven. Seems to be a good way to teach your child to hate god.
See, I'm super no nonsense about this stuff - I'm the boss - cry all you want - this is the way it is. And seriously, a three year old with a bottle is asking for tooth decay that will affect his permanent teeth. Take charge and take it away!
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