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Monday, December 03, 2007

Unintentionally Obscene Line of the Day

Regis Philbin, from today's "Live W/Regis and Kelly":

"I'd wanted to squirt it in her mouth."

TXB commentary: I know what yer thinking...in what possible scenario could Regis have NOT intended that to be obscene? Well, it had something to do with a story about a belligerent airline inspector who claimed that Regis had brought too much toothpaste on his flight (apparently, yer only allowed something like 3 oz.). So Kelly asked if he'd tried to squirt some of the paste into his mouth to get the tube down to the acceptable amount. And then Regis said the above line--with an emphasis on the her. He gave no indication that he wuz aware of the possible sexual connotations. Somehow, Kelly managed to do the same even though there's no way in hell I'm gonna believe that she wasn't thinking to herself, "Holy shit! Did he just fucking say that on T.V.? The old perv is going senile on me!"

2 Comments:

Blogger shundela said...

i love it. i'm sure he knew after he said it. and i'm sure he was talking about ripa. hoo ahh

1:43 PM  
Blogger TXB said...

Yeah, I fergot to mention in that post that it wuz a female inspector at the airport. But it is hard to imagine Regis NOT beating off to Kelly each night. Shit, she calls him "Big Daddy" nearly every show, so that's just an invitation for masturbatory fantasies1

7:05 PM  

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