Living in Paradise
It's 60 degrees in the middle of winter in Chicago. Global warming isn't so bad. So the Arctic ea glaciers are melting and the world sea levels are rising, it's warm here.
posted by dan @ 5:39 PM
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Look, we all know what's needed if we really want to take on this global warming bullshit. We need some geek to invent the giant fucking vacuum cleaner that can suck up all the pollution in the world. Maybe something modelled after Al Gore's mouth in this picture?
The vacuum idea is a good one.
Here's another one...a glass dome
over all the continents. You can
make pure oxygen outside the dome and pump it into the dome. The only problem is that there will be no sand left. All of the world's sand resources would have been used building the dome. So kids, no more sand castles at the beach.
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