TXB talks to billboards

Billboard: "Keep the 'Christ' in Christmas."
TXB: "Oh, we'll try. But...this IS America."

By the way, don't waste your time looking for a Talking Jesus at Target or anywhere else. Jesus said, "Ask, and it shall be given to you." So, if you ask for one and you don't get it, it means that Jesus hates you and wants you to die.

Merry Christmas!