The Iraqi High Tribunal rules
There shall be 80 lashings for watching Hannah Montana. A second offense will carry the penalty
of public hanging by cranetruck.
The court also rules secretly that if you sneak naked pictures of Mylie Cyrus into the back door
of the court, the penalty will be significantly less harsh. Shhhh....it's a secret.
posted by dan @ 3:34 PM
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And nude pics of Hillary? Same sentence? Of Obama? Same sentence?
A student of mine told me that a friend of his sent him an email that said something like, "See Hannah Montana Naked," but when he opened it up that Chris Hansen dude from "To Catch a Predator" appeared on the screen, saying, "What are you doing there, sir?"
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