walmart & taxes
2 miles south of house springs
gerry entered eagle tax services
gave them the necessary forms
drank some shitty coffee
read an old entertainment weekly
& slapped the secretary on the ass
he napped and dreamt of pudding
& wuz woken by a tax preparer
to find out that uncle sam
had taken $5,000 too much
from his walmart paychecks--
& he'd be getting a fat rebate
after paying the secretary 50 bucks
for a celebratory parking lot blowjob
gerry reentered eagle tax services
2 miles south of house springs
& said "you guys fucking rock!
h&r block sucks cock!"
posted by TXB @ 10:17 AM
2 Comments:
Oh, great. Now that's money the government would have applied to the House Springs subway system that's being built, that now just goes to Gerry, who will just buy a couple Yes re-issues on CD!
And pay for more parking lot BJs.
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