Thursday, February 11, 2010

walmart & taxes

2 miles south of house springs
gerry entered eagle tax services
gave them the necessary forms
drank some shitty coffee
read an old entertainment weekly
& slapped the secretary on the ass

he napped and dreamt of pudding
& wuz woken by a tax preparer
to find out that uncle sam
had taken $5,000 too much
from his walmart paychecks--
& he'd be getting a fat rebate

after paying the secretary 50 bucks
for a celebratory parking lot blowjob
gerry reentered eagle tax services
2 miles south of house springs
& said "you guys fucking rock!
h&r block sucks cock!"


Blogger Rick said...

Oh, great. Now that's money the government would have applied to the House Springs subway system that's being built, that now just goes to Gerry, who will just buy a couple Yes re-issues on CD!

5:57 AM  
Blogger TXB said...

And pay for more parking lot BJs.

11:46 AM  

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