there is power in the piss at walmart

during a long lunchbreak

gerry read hisself a holy book

in the holy book section of walmart

but then gerry had to piss

so he put the book down

and turned to go to the pisser

suddenly

gerry had to piss

no

longer

& concluded

that reading

the holy book

had made him

have to piss

so he picked up

the book

again

& sure

enough he

had to

piss

so he tossed

the book

down

& pissed

all

over it with

a penis holier

than any book

then went

back to work

leaving the holy face of rick warren

all pissed on &

purposeless