walmart weird

its weird to think, thought gerry,
about what is weird at walmart
it aint weird to ridearound
in those scooters for the obese

it aint weird to dress like a ho
even tho you have no plan
to sell yer ripe ho produce
in or out the walls of walmart

it aint weird to buy a gun
& sum babyoil & tires
& jerky & a humidifier
& a best of hall&oates cd

no not weird at all at walmart
are any of those things, thought
gerry...BUT: for some reason
i am forbidden behind this counter

to display next to the honeyroasted
ham & the mesquite turkey slices
my most holy and pristine penis.
what is this walmart coming to?