My Top Ten Worst Movies of 2022

1. Jeepers Creepers Reborn - more like Regurgitated

2. Broker - ludicrously melodramatic and meandering

3. Don't Worry Darling - not worried, just super bored

4. The Scary of Sixty-First - very shoddy indy flick

5. Glass Onion: A Vastly Overrated Knives Out Mystery

6. Babylon - an elephant shits on the screen (literally)

7. Official Competition - another pretentious movie about making movies that thinks it's funny (satire!)

8. Halloween Ends - dear God, please let it end

9. Lou - another heaping of mediocre bullshit from Netflix's "quantity over quality" model

10. Jurassic Park: Dominion - a horror movie in which all the "good" characters are threatened but none die