Great! But...only now gettin' around to it?

Seems some Christian churches are having that middle-of-the-night, epiphanetic, "Hey, waaaittt! Not 'posed to torture folks." But, didn't they know 'bout it lo these past few years? Then again, wasn't it just a few years ago that the Vatican said, "Hey, waaaittt! The Sun doesn't revolve around the Earth! Galileo was right." (Of course, the prospect of being tortured by the church was on G.'s mind when he renounced his science.)
Torture: kinda like those old Ronco kitchen tools. It doesn't only work on presumed Islamic terrorists; it works on funny Italian scientists.