Thursday, May 17, 2007

Shut the Fuck Up, Huckabee

So Republi-can't (as in "can't be President") Mike Huckabee made a joke at John Edwards' expense at the recent GOP debate on FOX News. The former Arkansas governor and current douche bag said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty shop. Ha fucking hahah heeh haha fucking funny! Because Edwards spent 400 bucks on a haircut! And the Republican-led Congress raped the American taxpayer for six years! It's--heh heh--funny because it's true! And all those dumbfuck conservatives in the audience clapped their dumbfuck asses off for fuckhole Huckabee because they love taking it in the ass when it comes to government spending! They especially love it when Republicans claim to be fiscal conservatives, slam the tax-and-spend Dems, and then blow billions of bucks on Bigass Pork and useless wars, on hookers and blow and boats, on abortions for all their mistresses, on massages from their underage pages, and on illegal immigrants to walk after them and clean up all the shit that they try to sell to the tourists. And the Huckster's joke about Edwards is even funnier when you consider how the Republicans blew all this taxpayer dough and flushed billions down a toilet called "Iraq" while never removing their lips from Brush's ass! Oh yes, good one, Huckabee. You got that John Edwards good! Course, he'd like to save us billions of dollars by getting out of Iraq A.S.A.P. and you apparently want to keep burning money and soldiers and civilians in the desert without establishing a timetable for withdrawal. In other words, Huckfuck, you want to spend money and blood in Iraq like John Edwards in a beauty shop...if John Edwards never left the beauty shop and never hinted that he would even consider leaving the beauty shop...and spent so much money in the beauty shop that he bankrupted his family (for "family" read "The United States of America," ye witty hillbilly).

Go back to Hicktown, Arkansas, and blow your sister already, asshole.


Blogger Carroll Gardens said...

Tell us how you really feel.

10:42 PM  
Blogger TXB said...

I had a dream the other night where I wuz watching T.V. with my dad and he said something favorable about Bush, and I replied, "His head should be torn off and thrown into a sewer."

11:10 AM  

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