Tool of the Week
Former C.I.A. director George Tenet...AKA "The Other Dumbass Named George." He let 9/11 happen and he let a bogus war happen. They gave him a medal. Then he got paid four million dollars to tell us how he fucked up! It brings to mind Ed the Sock's ruminations on how we are constantly rewarding dumbasses in our society and coddling them with those For Dummies books. After noting the idiocy of an actual book called Scrapbooking for Dummies, Ed the Sock added, "What's next? Autonomous Responses for Dummies?"
posted by TXB @ 11:58 AM
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Yeah, Rick and I got one of those Dummies books - Dog Training for Dummies. But our dog ate it.
Wish I could say I'm kidding, but anyone who's met our dogs knows it's the truth.
Obviously, the book wuz missing a step. The first page should have said, "Make sure you keep your 'Dog Training for Dummies' book in a place where your dog can't get to it."
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