Wednesday, April 02, 2008

High Waters

They closed the two doors to the flood wall in downtown Cape Girardeau on Wednesday in response to rising waters from the river. Now the new generation of Gibblers won't have a convenient place to piss in the water or to pass out on the park bench after a night of heavy drinking at many of downtown's finer establishments like Rude Dog Pub, Broussard's Cajun, Mollie's Bar and Breakaways. Myers Hall is just too damn far away to walk under these conditions. Maybe they'll piss on the big clock in the middle of Spanish Street like a dog at a fire hydrant (see picture above).


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