Fuck the Mayer-Haters!

America is such a bunch of wailing pussies. John Mayer sez some awesomely crazy shit in a Playboy interview, and we've all gotta act like he wuz Moses taking a shit on the 10 Commandments? Dude who sez shit this funny is aces in the Book O' TXB:

"When I get married that's gonna be my vows, 'Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear?' Yes, I do --you're the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life."

"I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say 'No one’s ever done that to me in bed.'”