New at McD's: The Triple Baby Big Mac!

Damn, McGuire's wife had three kids. He must have even shot her in the ass with steroids.

Maybe he's a hitting coach by day and an experimental chemist by night... and now we at last have clear evidence that the dildo/steroid injector works! (of course, Mac knows this will shake the foundations of Christianity since he has shone how the immaculate conception could have happened thru anal penetration).