Wednesday, November 03, 2010

The Hummus Prophecy

From The Book of TXB, being an inspired text of sacred mumbo jumbo and vegetarian gumbo which was breathed by The Lord God Tim Boehme into his servant The Lord Jesus Chuck Norris Christ and then written down with a burnt umber crayon upon Ramada Inn hotel stationary last night: "Let them eat cake and drink tea with all of the other little girls at the tea party. If they be more enlightened, and shall abstain from meat, let them consult the oracle at veg st. louis. So let it be written, so let it be eaten!"


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