Funny Heart Attack Joke!

Our bowling buddy Ben recently had one of those, ahem, "coronary events," and now he's recovering nicely...except he can't lift anything heavier than ten pounds for a while (so, no bowling, duh). When Gary heard this, he quipped, "Can't lift anything heavier than ten pounds? So how does he take a piss?" and Dad added, "Oh, I'm sure his wife helps him hold it up," and I finished off the joke-making with, "She just uses a forklift"

Oops...guess that wuz more of a penis joke than a heart attack joke.