Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Funny Heart Attack Joke!

Our bowling buddy Ben recently had one of those, ahem, "coronary events," and now he's recovering nicely...except he can't lift anything heavier than ten pounds for a while (so, no bowling, duh). When Gary heard this, he quipped, "Can't lift anything heavier than ten pounds? So how does he take a piss?" and Dad added, "Oh, I'm sure his wife helps him hold it up," and I finished off the joke-making with, "She just uses a forklift"

Oops...guess that wuz more of a penis joke than a heart attack joke.


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