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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"TXB is so totally my dawg!!!"


I wuz all set recently to make fun of Randy cuz he's just known for saying "dawg." But he brought it to the season premiere of "American Idol" last nite. While Simon was curiously lacking in any of the great, soul-crushing zingers of yore, Randy dressed some fool music teacher down and he also had the most hilarious non-verbal reactions to this chick who spent five minutes trying to sing Prince's "Kiss" (yes, it's not that long of a song...but she would only remember a phrase at a time, would sing the phrase over and over again, then she would remember a new phrase...and the process would begin anew). When the poor lass did an awkward twirl near the end, Randy just closed his eyes and chuckled ruefully to himself. Paula, meanwhile, is obviously just getting flat out shitfaced to cope with all these lameass "singers." Better keep Jewel on standby, "Idol" producers.

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