Line of the Day

So, at our last program meeting, we got word that some dude in another dept. is sending students to the Writing Center with an assignment which comes with a sixty-one point grading rubric. A rubric is a grading guideline...something teachers use, and something they might also provide for their students. And here's the conversation that followed:

Dean: "Maybe we should give Tom some advice about his sixty-one point rubric."

TXB: "Okay: don't use a rubric that has sixty-one points."