Monday, February 05, 2007

Dan Ho Found Dead In His House

So yeah: they found him hanging from a ceiling fan in the basement. Fucking killed Dan Ho! Bastards!!! Rest easy, Danny can look down upon your beloved Bears from heaven next year, when they will surely be back to the Super Bowl again! And this time they'll do the purple rain, with new quarterback Brett Favre, defeating the most fearsome new team in the NFL.....the Houston Texans!?!?! Of course, then Rick and Melissa will have to hang themselves because Rick, out of his desire to reject the "cool" Texas team (The Cowboys), will have insisted that they become Texans fans. And once again Rick's notions of what is or isn't cool will get people killed.


Blogger dan said...

I'm calling for a state funeral and a month of mourning for the loss that was incurred last night.
That don't make me sound like a whining crybaby who doesn't like to lose, do it ?

2:34 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

Sorry for your loss, Dan. You'd think getting to the big game is consolation, but I felt dejected when the Cards lost the Series in 85, 87, and 04. Little consolation. And the Rams in 02. And it's collllddd in Chicago, to boot.
No, Tim. The Texans are just so awful. And they passed up picking Reggie Bush or Vince Young. Look where that got them.

4:15 PM  

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