Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Never Say Never

So, the fallen reverend Haggard (he of the homosexual scandal some time back) claims now to be "completely heterosexual" after treatment. Well, God bless him (or, somebody or some diety bless him). But, really? Completely straight? Can anyone really be completely straight? I mean, that Denzel Washington is not a bad-looking guy...


Blogger TXB said...

Ted Haggard can suck my motherfucking dick.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Rick said...

See, there you go. Tim also isn't completely hetero. And Tim REALLY isn't completely hetero. I mean, uh, Denzel, anyone could see. But Teddy? You gotta be hard core (no pun intended) to entertain, well, what TXB is entertaining.

1:29 PM  
Blogger dan said...

That's like saying you are a virgin again just because you went through rehab, treatment, therapy or whatever. With some things, you just cannot escape your past.

2:20 PM  
Blogger TXB said...

As I once said to my buddy Joe after he doubted Tom Cruise's heterosexuality, "What does Tom Cruise have to do to prove to you that he's not gay? Does he have to fuck you in the ass to prove it to you?"

10:04 AM  

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