Who's Next? Burt Reynolds?

Whoa, do I smell a conspiracy afoot? First Joel Osteen, faintly, according to some, resembling myself. Then the alternative Dan Ho. Now TXB posts a pic of Ben Stiller. Granted, I never got "Hey, did anyone tell you you look like Ben Stiller?", but, all these pictures of dark-haired dudes who could, just could, be me--well, it gets a guy wondering.
Y'all playin' me, right? And y'all had a hand in JFK's assassination, right? (If I'm gonna go conspiracy, I'm gonna go full out.)