"It's Petraeus, Bitch!"

I dunno, Dan-o...Brit-Brit looked pretty good to me. She may no longer be as rail-thin as those underage chicks you buy alcohol for at SEMO homecomings, but still. And, in any case, whenever there is some long-anticipated live performance, it's inevitable that the critics will draw knives. Like with Brush stooge, General David Petraeus...there wuz no way he could win with his presentation to Congress, yesterday (especially since he had to lie thru his teeth). And say what ye will about Britney at the VMAs...she was much hotter than General David Petraeus.