Line of the Day

No longer in possession of Showtime or other premium channels, I ain't watching the new David Duchovony show, "Californication." But the recaps at televisionwithoutpity.com still bring the funny each week:

Hank, walking with Meredith, complains about "fascist architecture," then he asks what they're doing there. Meredith says they're mingling. He lights up a cigarette, which is like taking your dick out in public in California. I bet he's done that, too.