Dual Lines O' the Day

On how Othello is unrealisitic:

TXB: "Come on...if I said your wife was a whore, would you believe it?"
Colleague: "I'd believe it before you said it."

Student: "I told you the title of my essay was going to suck."
TXB: "And you nailed it."

Messed Up Line of the Day

Something I found in my grade book, written by a student once upon a time:

"Boils do to rights and privileges."

Oh yes, indeed...any fool knows that. And blue motorcycle doors after.

Breast In Show

Here she is, folks, the chick with the record-breaking 38KKK breasticles. I have no comment, here. I just wanted to upload the pic. Yes, that's right: I said "pic." Get yer mind out of the gutter. Oh, all right, I'll sling some commentary: you just know there's a Klansman out there somewhere going, "That's just great. Now the letters 'KKK' will forever evoke this kind of utter foolishness instead of the honorable and glorious cause of exalting the white race over all the mud people. Fuck!"