1. Jeepers Creepers Reborn - more like Regurgitated
2. Broker - ludicrously melodramatic and meandering
3. Don't Worry Darling - not worried, just super bored
4. The Scary of Sixty-First - very shoddy indy flick
5. Glass Onion: A Vastly Overrated Knives Out Mystery
6. Babylon - an elephant shits on the screen (literally)
7. Official Competition - another pretentious movie about making movies that thinks it's funny (satire!)
8. Halloween Ends - dear God, please let it end
9. Lou - another heaping of mediocre bullshit from Netflix's "quantity over quality" model
10. Jurassic Park: Dominion - a horror movie in which all the "good" characters are threatened but none die
