Friday, September 17, 2010

lunch break from walmart

after quietly masticating his
wild alaskan salmon sandwich
from captain dees and pleasantly
pondering the nude form--
or what he imagined the nude form
to be--of the lovely miss jessica alba,
jerry came in his pants

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

More Ho News

This past weekend, I had another customer complaint about a woman who supposedly wearing nothing from the waist down. I said nothing more than, "OK, thanks for telling me that." Come to find out that the woman was wearing a pair of gym shorts- which was also covered with a t-shirt- and she might have been very drunk. I saw no reason to bother her.

Most women might want to be the ho but no woman wants to become the ho.

Bumper sticker that I saw this morning, "The ho depot. You can do it. She can help."

As I get older, I tend to think of sex as a chore. I think that the enjoyment of that can depend a lot on things like age, health, how much can you get paid for it, etc. Because of this, I would think that most people do not have any great interest in looking at penis or pussy (whether it might be in a porn video or not). So I am saying that maybe most people simply do not have that much of an interest in sex itself.

Also, there is the fact that I do not think that most people want to see genitals from the same sex. Is it not obvious that you need to be a little bit gay to enjoy that?

Some people might try to get freaky to spice things up. For example, daddy might say to mommy, "I want to tie you up and screw." But if you reach that point of trying weird things then maybe your relationship has problems. But hey, all relationships have problems- and if you can still stand someone else enough to let them satisfy your sexual desire- then why ask for more than that. Do you always need to go through another sexual relationship- with a different person- because don't you eventually get tired of that?

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Thought for the Day

Isn't it weird how you don't hear the words "penis" and "vagina" ever on network news...two big and important things in human history like that? Really? There's been no penis and vagina developments during the entire history of televised news? No, there have been such why must we refrain from mentioning the prime movers by name?