Onan's On It I'm fuckin' Kate Upton straight up on this futon. We'll get din- ner later cuz I have a coupon.

Middle East Zombie War In the dead of night, we pray. In the dead of day, we fight. We've done this before. We're going to do it again.

Counting Down Going Over

Dust off those flag pins and
invest in weapons 
and body bags
we are go
ing to
war

"Oh, fuck, please don't eat me!"

pigs can't fly but they can jump

one piece of sausage always
leaps right off the pizza
hoping to escape to some
non-extradition crust