Friday, September 19, 2014

Onan's On It I'm fuckin' Kate Upton straight up on this futon. We'll get din- ner later cuz I have a coupon.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Middle East Zombie War In the dead of night, we pray. In the dead of day, we fight. We've done this before. We're going to do it again.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Counting Down Going Over

Dust off those flag pins and
invest in weapons 
and body bags
we are go
ing to

"Oh, fuck, please don't eat me!"

Thursday, September 04, 2014

pigs can't fly but they can jump

one piece of sausage always

leaps right off the pizza
hoping to escape to some
non-extradition crust