Send in the Fembots

"We were more awesome than anything on T.V. today!"

The fall T.V. season this year has been tragic. Well, not tragic. Unsettling. I've sampled half a dozen of the news shows and given the boot to all of them. "Reaper"? Gone. "Chuck"? Adioski. "Pushing Daisies"? Surely you jest. "Bionic Woman"? Nigga, please! Actually, BW lasted the longest, and if they ever bring back the fembots or the (heh) bionic bigfoot from outer space for the 50 million dollar chickadee to fight, I'll prolly have to watch...just like I gotta take a looksee at "Smallville" every now and again when they have some other DC character like Green Arrow or Bizarro thrown into the mix. It always sucks, tho'. As for the returning shows...I'm down to "House," "Boston Legal," "Supernatural," and "Nip/Tuck." I dunno...maybe the fall season seems particularly emtpy cuz "Lost" isn't around. But, geez, usually there's at least one new show that I like each year (or, maybe not, cuz the four shows mentioned above all debuted years ago, which means that no show from last year held on, either). Feel free to tell me if I'm missing something here. Just don't tell me how friggin' awesome that "Grey's Anatomy" spinoff is, cuz I will have to assume that yer doing mushrooms while watching the show.

SEMO Homecoming 2007

The 1st Annual Gibbler SEMO Smash!

Farewell, proud noble warrior SEMO indian. You were fun, but you have been rightly consigned to the dustbin of racist images. Now behold: the Redhawks have become the new symbol of our alma mater! Still, not all of the past has been abolished in Cape Girardeau. A new gum tree is still there, for example, and the gibblers enjoyed a groovin' time this past weekend, strolling around the old campus and marching with quiet, if strained dignity up Cardiac Hill. Pics will be posted as soon as I get'em developed. Also, good news: no dead hookers were found...b/c Gerry expertly weighted down the bodies before tossing them into the Mississippi.

Sugar Rush

Captain crunches, combs honey, crisps cookies, frosts flakes, toasts cinnamon, shreds wheat, smacks sugar, counts choculas, cheers ios, puffs cocoas, boos berries, trix rabbits, charms luckies, jacks apples, pebbles fruits, brans raisin, spanks spam, sells soul, snorts meth, strangles hookers, spits blood, slits writs.

Homecoming! Who's In?!

Ok, I know the Delaneys and Blackfords are attending as well as TXB and Gerry. Who else? I was hoping that the Baremores would make it, but have heard nothing from either of them in some time. Featherston is looking forward to seeing everyone, too. So who else is joining us in the Cape??! Damn, we all need to go to Port Cape at least once!

Welcome Back, Don

The I-Man returneth. Now it's time to quit fucking around and go after the real whores with the really bad hair. Names like Giuliani, Clinton, Romney and McCain come to mind (oh, I guess Romney's hair is okay--but fuck him anyway).

"Wormwood, wormwood..."

Here's a whacky summary for a new Garth Ennis comic book called "Wormwood" (Stan Lee can't come up with all the great ideas!)...

Wormwood is the anti-Christ, no way around it, his dad is Satan and his demonic powers help him fit right into New York. His best friend is Jesus, who is a black, mentally-challenged man that just isn't performing many miracles these days. The pesky Armageddon is coming right up, and it doesn't look like Pope Jacko is going to be any help in stopping it.