At Ye Olde Employee Recognition Ceremony, Wherein Yers Trooly Wuz Recognized for 10 Stellar Years of Somehow Not Getting Fired...

                                      May 14, 2014

Superboy: Year One

One day a bully cornered young Clark Kent after school. They fought, and Clark punched the bully--one Lance Lubely--in the jaw. Lance Lubely's head went flying off his body and soared all the way to Utah. Clark used his heat vision to burn up the headless body left behind. However, a few weeks later, a Salt Lake City detective named Fred Friar came to Smallville to investigate the death of Lance Lubely. His head, it seemed, had crashed thru the roof of a Mormon church, and the shaken congregants had viewed this as a bad omen. Now Superboy will face the greatest challenge of his young life, matching wits with a diabetic detective who is two days from retirement. Probably, though, Fred Friar won't be able to crack the case in two days cuz there's no DNA at the school grounds and no witnesses to the altercation between Clark Kent and Lance Lubely. So it's cool.

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