Saturday, July 27, 2013


Saw a poster for a 
Deep! Deep! Dish
at Little Caesar's 
& thought I'd like
to stick my face or 
dick in that shit.

Tweet O' The Day

Yes, I'm bad, but I probably only care slightly more about bullshit in the Middle East than I care about the Kardashians (which is zero).

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Tweet O' The Day

There's a machine the cops move around town to show us when we're speeding. O my meth-driven brethren, how is this machine still standing?

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Tweet O' The Day

How happy are people who save $$$ switching to GEICO?  Happier than me seeing those 2 guitar players get hacked up with a machete.

Monday, July 08, 2013

2nd Tweet O' The Day

At Starfleet Academy there should be a class called Knowing When To Initiate The Self-Destruct Sequence (Cuz That's Definitely Gonna Happen).

Tweet O' The Day

If inanimate objects can have sentience and a sense of purpose, then every stationary bike I've owned prolly thought it wuz a coat stand.