Monday, August 26, 2013

Tweet O' The Day

Western civilization is crumbling and who could have guessed that Miley Cyrus twerking would do it? I had my money on the predator drones.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Tweet O' The Day

After my bro installed a new dishwasher for me, he started to explain some of its features, ending with, "Anyway, it's a fucking dishwasher."