Short Film Shenanigans

One of these cocksucking days I'll learn how to upload a video onto shitty-ass Blogger. Till then, a link will have to do for the short film I wrote for the STL 48 Hour Film Project.  It wuz mightily produced by Nicole Bach and heroically directed by Zach Cates.  It's called Bloody Instructions.

One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Ketchup

found a bottle 
of ketchup
in my drunk drawer

which is weird cuz
i've always revered 
ketchup