Did y'all read about the brewing scandal just south of St. Louis? Seems a college administrator wants to pursue a Pay to Prof scheme against one Timmy Boehme. The Missouri Attorney General obtained a wiretap on the admin's phone, and here is an exerpt:
Admin: Enough about your effin' Rams. And stifle on some supposedly "coming soon" Tarantino movie. Are you gonna give me the money?
Boehme: Oh, man, and their pass defense just really--
Admin: Enough! This teaching position is f*#@ing valuable. Think about it: Hot Blondes Learning Chaucer 101. I mean, the title speaks for itself. And it's all yours if you just pay up.
Boehme: By "blondes," do you mean the generally accepted designation, of females particularly? Because, you know, there ARE blonde-haired men.
Admin: Of course--
Boehme: I mean, you know...
Admin: Yes, I know.
Boehme: DO you? Because I can't have the front row be filled with surfer dudes who misunderstood the course title.
Admin: Yes, yes. I do mean women. Now, about the money...
And it goes on from there. More to come, no doubt. Perhaps you all have some excerpts you've uncovered.